Tuesday 24 December 2013

Best Wishes to All Fellow Runners



My dear Friend, or straying random Web surfer…

…I just wanted to say a little thank you for the time you’ve spent reading this load of rubbish over the past year – here and on I Can’t Stand Running. Knowing that people take the time to read this is one of the things that motivate me to get up in the morning and clock up some miles, which hopefully then translate into good performances when it matters. This year I failed in my quest to keep my training in focus but plans are afoot to ensure that’s not the case from this point onwards.

All in all, it’s been a very fortunate 2013. With a week to go, I’ve racked up 3,025 miles. I’ve continued to run every day, something I started doing on October 12, 2012, bringing my overall runstreak to 439 days and 3,648 miles. I am grateful that I’ve had the opportunity to do so, that my body and my mind have successfully collaborated to make this possible, the body bending to the mind’s will and the mind overcoming the temptation to allow the body to carry on lying in a warm and comfortable bed on dark morning when the wind and rain howled outside. And on beautiful summer mornings too, for that matter. I’ve had the opportunity to run in the UK, Italy, France, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, the US… and see some pretty nice places in the process, places I would not have seen had I been in my old airport / hotel / meeting / airport mode. And I’ve raised more smiles than I like to acknowledge I’ve been lucky. Or maybe blessed. Or indeed both. Deo adjuvante, labor proficit.

I began the year having run my maiden 10k and Half Marathon in September 2012. I end it having added another 10k, five Half Marathons, two Marathons and one Ultra to the list. Them’s the official lot, anyway… on the whole, I’ve run at least 13.1mi on 103 occasions. But I suspect you’ve heard me mention that already…

…and if you have heard me mention that and it wasn’t on here, chances are it was on Twitter, Facebook or Strava. I try not to talk too much running on Facebook, though based on my “2013 review” that the site generated I’m obviously failing miserably! But Twitter and Strava… that’s where I get the bulk of my motivation. Motivation and wisdom, for that matter. So thank you: for every tweet, for every comment, for every insight, for every time you’ve looked at my run doodle and made a comment that wasn’t about its shape… oh gu on, for those too!

After the year that’s now coming to an end, am I finally a proper runner? Hah! I don’t believe in the existence of “proper runners”. Well, actually I do: as in, we’re all proper runners. It’s not about the miles or the pace: it’s about strapping up those laces and putting one foot in front of another, whether for a few miles here and there or for something that sounds far more grandiose. On those relatively rare occasions when I do race, the sight that most warms my heart is that of folk who are not in optimal shape or of advanced years who overcome their struggles to cross that finishing line. My hardest half to date was my first one, when twelve miles in I swore I’d never race again. This year I’ve been able to make some good progress in terms of both pace and distance: wherever you’re at with your running, hopefully you’ll join me in repeating the feat next year. For your sake and mine!

So, my fellow runner: here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a runtastic, successful 2014 – however you define ‘success’. As I’ve said before, I will define ‘success’ as a sub-1:30’ Half, a sub-3:30’ Marathon and a “Got To The End” Highland Fling. Have you set yourself some goals yet? C’mon, you’ve only a week left… always helps to have something to work towards… Indeed, I’d happily add “run at least twenty parkruns” to my goals. Trouble is, goals are meant to be achievable, right?

You know, I think we’ve earnt a little indulgence over the coming week. Not that neither of us want to undo all the good work to date, mind. Let’s just try to behave when sharing the table with folk who don’t share our approach to exercise. I don’t mean it terms of what goes into our mouth I mean in terms of what comes out of it! So it may not be appropriate to say, for example, stuff like “Well at least I know I’ll burn it all off”, or “Doesn’t food taste better when you know you’ve earnt it?”, or indeed “Good luck with that fad diet next month – remind me, how did the last one go?”. Best just keep our mouths shut and chew away, without worrying unduly about carb, protein and fat content. Let’s just be…
Content.

All the best,
Giacomo / g.o.s. / Gia

Wednesday 11 December 2013

Have I mentioned I've run a hundred half marathons this year? Oh, I have? Well here are some stats...


(in fact, 344 days!)

And there you have it, my beloved aficionados. The 100th Half Marathon of 2013 has been run.

Those who know me will know I like my stats… so, before getting all emotional, here are some cold, hard, boring numbers from these one-hundred sometimes cold, sometimes hard runs. You’ll be delighted to know I’ve segmented my 13.1mi and above runs by:
  1. Date
  2. Time of Day
  3. Type
  4. Distance
  5. Hillage
  6. Location
  7. Time
“Time of Day” shows you how much of an idiot I am. “Location” shows I’ve not lied in bed on work trips. “Time” just about means something. The rest have no value whatsoever.
(Oh, and sadly, I resisted the temptation to undertake any cross-segmentation analysis. I know some of you will be disappointed… yes, YOU! You know who you are!)
(Yes you do, Mr Cranswick. I might e-mail you The Spreadsheet.)

n.b.: I could have calculated percentages but thought I’d leave you to work them out…
(think about it, the denominator is 100
one for all the accountants out there!)

 
1. SPLIT BY DATE:
Jan
5
Q1:
16
1H:
31
2013:
100
Feb
5
Mar
6
Apr
4
Q2:
15
May
6
Jun
5
Jul
17
Q3:
41
2H:
69
Aug
13
Sep
11
Oct
9
Q4:
28
Nov
13
Dec
6

You can tell from these numbers I did not begin the year chasing this goal… otherwise I’d have run more than 31 in the first six months!
I made the most of the long, dry days in July and August, getting out there early yet still in daylight. I carried on into September but dropped off in the build-up to High Peak 40 on September 21 and not really picking up again till after Chester Marathon on October 5. Only then did I realise I’d got myself into a subconscious state where a week without a couple of 13.1-milers felt lazy… and I got back on it in November. That’s when I did the sums and realised a ton wasn’t that far-fetched a goal…

2. SPLIT BY TIME OF DAY
n.b.: time shown = start time

03:00-03:59
1
68
04:00-04:59
9
05:00-05:59
58
06:00-06:59
10
26
07:00-09:59
11
10:00-11:59
5
12:00-14:59
3
6
15:00-16:59
0
17:00-19:00
3

What can I say? Turns out I might just be a morning person after all…
…not least because, by getting home before 7:45, my runs don’t impact the rest of the day too much. They don’t impact my time with the family, other than I’m not around for breakfast (but I’m always around to help The Boys brush their teeth!); and they don’t impact my work. I’m fortunate enough to work from home, so running never compromises my getting into the office…

…so 94 runs have begun in the morning. Well, “before noon”, anyway. That 3:32 start in Nice, heading out up the Alpes Maritimes and heading back into the city as it awoke… that was truly special. Of my solo runs, easily my favourite of 2013. C’est evident.

Incidentally, morning runs have become so embedded in my daily routine that I find them completely normal – even the longer ones. It only hit home that it might be somewhat unusual when last week Nic said he was thinking of “running a half” in the morning. My instinctive reaction was one in which I viewed him as a fool, until it dawned on me what the implications for me of such an assessment were… Anyway, he stayed in bed and listened to The Ashes instead, therefore selecting pleasure ahead of pain. Oh hang on… come to think of it no, he went for pain!

Oh, and those three post-5pm starts… one was for Longest Day Run, when I figuratively picked up the baton from the guys Up North to run a marathon into the evening of June 21; and the other two, they’ve been in November, my personal quest to escape the prancing, song-murdering and bug-eating televisual delights that have been known to be watched in our house around this time of year!


3. SPLIT BY TYPE:
15mi and under training runs
63
15.1 mi-19.9mi training runs
11
20.0mi - 26.1mi training runs
15
26.2mi and above non-competitive runs
3
official Half Marathons
5
official Marathons
2
organised Ultras
1

That’s right – eight competitive races, ninety-two training runs. 11.5 training runs to every 13.1mi or over race. To be honest, it felt like more!


4. SPLIT BY DISTANCE

13.10-13.49
46
13.50-14.99
22
15.00-19.99
11
20.00-20.49
10
20.50-25.99
5
26.00-26.49
4
26.50-39.99
1
40.00 & above
1


5. SPLIT BY HILLAGE (a.k.a. ELEVATION GAIN)

0-99 ft
2
100-199 ft
2
200-499 ft
17
500-749 ft
33
750-999 ft
22
1,000-1,249
14
1,250-1,999
7
2,000-3,999
1
4000+
2

These are absolute figures rather than ft:mi, so it’s hard to assess… but, on the whole, I like to think these suggest I’ve not been shying away too much from the occasional incline. Indeed, the top three runs by hillage all made my Top Five, a clean sweep of the podium only denied by the Greater Manchester Marathon!
(And I know at least one of you out there ain’t too sure about these hillage stats… well, I’m just going by Garmin’s assessments!)

Oh gu on then… here’s a split by ft:mi… proper hillage stats!
(Andrew – in what stead would this have kept me last February?)

0-24 ft:mi
17
25-49
37
50-99
40
100-124
4
125+
2




6. SPLIT BY LOCATION

UK
89
Italy
3
Ireland
2
Sweden
2
USA
2
Denmark
1
France
1

No surprises at the top. Italy comes second, with two in June and an epic run with Michele in October. Then Ireland, Sweden, the US on two, and Denmark and France on one, all when away for work: in and around Limerick, on that flat route from Lund to Dalby, in and around Needham, along the Copenhagen canals… all lovely stuff (especially my first Lund-Dalby run, in February), but nothing to match that 22-mile run in Nice in July.


7. SPLIT BY TIME (over sub-13.5mi runs only)

sub-1:30
0
0
9
46
1:30'00"-1:32'59"
0
1:33'00-1:34'59"
1
9
1:35'00"-1:39'59"
3
1:40'00"-1:44'59"
5
1:45'00-1:49'59"
3
15
37
1:50'00"-1:54'59"
2
1:55'00"-1:59'59"
10
2:00'00"-2:04'59"
9
22
2:05'00"-2:09'59"
8
2:10'00-2:19'59"
5


OK – so this is the one that really matters!
My fastest Half Marathon of the year was the Sheffield Half Marathon, on May 12 – 1:33’44”. Good, but not great. My other race times (with links to Strava activity and official results page – like you care) were:

Bath was good. Bristol was disappointing: I set off too fast and my pre-race dinner of fish&chips surprisingly didn’t allow me to maintain that pace as I spent the second half watching people go past me. Weston wasn’t as bad as the time suggests, coming the week after High Peak 40: my only true regret is not running it with Rich, who ran 26mi to get to the start line… I ended up thirty pointless seconds ahead of him, but should have run with him regardless. Portishead was the toughest course of the lot, in terms of hillage, so I’m not disappointed with the time. All in all, though…

…as a pack of five, it’s not a great bunch of results. Granted: Bristol came a week ahead of HP40, Weston a week later and Portishead at the end of a week spent in the US. Nevertheless, speed was lacking in all three of those. It’s all well and good chalking up the miles, but I really need to be getting them in faster. Which is easier said than done on my 5:40am runs, the body still waking up. But that’s not to say I shouldn’t try! Indeed, that’s not to say I don’t owe myself the duty to try and the pursuit of success!

No sub-1:40’ training runs doesn’t make for great reading. However many training halves I run next year, that’s something that needs rectifying. Sure, I do cover a fair amount of hillage on my runs: but then most of them aren’t as hilly as the Portishead Half and I got round that in 1:39’07”. Although the biggest difference between that run and my training runs is probably the lower speed at which I tackle the downhill bits in the dark…
Adrenaline, daylight, the desire to do well in front of my adoptive crowd: all elements that were there on October 20 that I cannot recreate on a training run. But if 2014’s going to represent progress, that’s one thing that’s got to change. That and…

…that big, fat zero in the sub-1:30’ row!


I’ve set myself three goals for 2014 and a sub 90’ half is one of them. As things stand, I only have two halves on my Mrs S-approved racing calendar: and the Cheddar Gorge Half didn’t earn its place thanks to PB potential! So I’m going to have to go for it in Bath on March 2. There may be scope to add Weston, Portishead and indeed Clevedon (geographically between the other two, it’s meant to launch next autumn) in 2014: but they won’t be PB courses either. I should really run Clevedon out of respect for Philip, a previous inhabitant: we’ll see. But, given I hope to run HP40 again next September, as well as Chester and York Marathons in October, it’s hard to look beyond Bath for a sub-90’ half…

…will I make it? Will I be able to train for that target whilst getting my body ready for the Highland Fling in its 53-mile glory? Should I manage to combine the two, will I have a shot at a sub-3:30 marathon in Manchester in between?

In a nutshell, my friends, therein lie the three questions that I am taking with me into 2014. Those are my three over-riding goals: everything else needs to serve that purpose. At the forefront of that, of course, comes training. I actually think I trained sensibly for most of the year, quite possibly the first nine months: things just got a bit silly after that with all these halves. I don’t regret the overall mileage itself: I regret the lack of truly long runs. 21 runs of 20 miles or above is not bad: but a few more, and a fair few less 13.1-milers, with more speedwork (including hill reps and laps) would probably be no bad idea. Not that I’ve given the matter any thought whatsoever, you understand, or that I’m contemplating options for a weekly routine. Not at all.

I expect to be back one final time before The Holidays, hopefully with some non-running-related words of inane stupidity. But, just in case… have a great time! Whatever non-alcoholic spirit you do or do not believe in, I hope the season brings you more than just stuff to open up and wrapping paper to throw away.


As for today’s half…
…it wasn’t spectacular. It wasn’t unusual. I don’t have a “usual Wednesday route”, but if I run 13.1mi on a Wednesday I do like to make it down to the Lake Grounds and acknowledge the boot campers. Although I must have been early today (again) – they were nowhere to be seen! And not just because of the fog! That and I like to make it down to the waterfront anyway. I specifically wanted a ‘routine’ run. Part of me would have enjoyed waiting a couple of hours and running down the country lanes to Clevedon, as I did on Saturday – maybe even with the Coast Path thrown in, as well as a little trail through the Nature Reserve. Nice 15-mile route, is that. But I’m not keen on it in the dark and Mrs S has plans for us during the daytime anyway… my company gives us the day off on our birthday so I can spend some time sorting out the house! Besides, I had that treat on Saturday. This one was about normality. About what this ton has been mainly about. I just made it 13.8 because… c’mon, work with me..!

Oh, one last thing before I stop going on about halves…
…at least the best one of the lot was in Sheffield. Means summat to me, does that. Which is not to say I wouldn’t have liked to beat that time in Bristol: that is NOT why I had the fish&chips, honest!
Shame I won’t be back in Sheffield for another PB attempt next spring. They went and scheduled it for the day of the Greater Manchester Marathon. And sure, Sheffield is the greatest of the two – whatever the races’ names. But… my favourite mara vs a half? Sorry Sheffield. I’m sure I’ll see you that weekend anyway. Or when I’m up for the HP40. Or maybe York Marathon, if I get in. Who knows…

…for now, thanks for reading. It’s no big deal, by the way. I’m no wiser for having run a hundred half marathons in the year. I’m just delighted to have had the time and health to do so, although granted, I often ‘made’ the time when sane people were sleeping and whether I run because I’m healthy or I’m healthy because I run remains a moot point. But I’ve not changed the world. Maybe it was just all a waste of time. In a week when Mandela died, who knows. After all, he spent twenty-seven years in a confined cell (which I’ve had the fortune of seeing), and look how fit he was… Oh and yes, he made a difference to the world. I’ve just worn out some of the tarmac on Down Road. Not quite the same.

(Does that sound like the sort of question one asks oneself on a late-thirties birthday? Hmmm, there might be a reason for that…
By the way – I’ve got a 10k race on Sunday. My only organised 10k of the year. And Mrs S is baking a cake because it’s my birthday today. The Boys will help decorate it. What can I say? I hope it keeps till Sunday…)